Here’s to an adventure
Allegedly, I am scheduled to cook my first turkey. I haven’t been really asked, just told, that I had to do this. As it stands now I am issuing multiple warnings:
If you are invited, it’s not a free meal – expect to clean up the kitchen as I stand and watch;
Have money handy in case I make a complete fool of myself and the turkey, and have to send it away to really badly cooked turkey heaven.
Sounds reasonable enough, or at least that’s what I think. I’m hoping to have some beginner’s luck or better yet, a hidden gift of turkey cooking. If all else fails, the dessert is store-bought and should make up for the rest.
